Monday, January 17, 2011

Stop it!

It doesn't make me feel any better that pitchers and catchers report next month. It doesn't mean that the Patriots just lost the AFC divisional playoffs. It means that in a few weeks, players on a different team that play a different sport start their pre-season. It has nothing to do with football and the fact that it's over for me until next August. So just stop talking about it!

Also - Rex Ryan - you are still one of the most annoying people on the face of the planet.

I have no idea who to root for next Sunday. Root for the Jets? Seriously? Never. Root for Ben Roethlisberger? The man who clearly knows how to treat a lady? Put him on par with Tom Brady? Never. And I'll go on record with my belief that Tom Brady is seriously overrated. But he's 10 times the man Roethlisberger is.

So it's going to have to come down to alien overlords coming down to earth and sucking up the entire rosters of both the Steelers and the Jets. Any other way will destroy the balance of the force.

But in a completely different note, as horribly ugly as my red HHR is (and it is) I'm really glad I still have it, since we're getting more snow AGAIN tomorrow. I've also decided that I really like the size of the HHR. There is nothing else I like about that car, but I may consider one that size the next time I'm in the market for a car. Unless I win the lottery sometime in the near future. Then it's the Lexus Hybrid 450. In black, natch.

Random, I don't think I ever saw an HHR before I had to rent one. Now I am seeing them ALL OVER THE PLACE. I think they are following me to freak me out even more. I even saw a red one on the highway last weekend. Maybe it was Nic.

And.... according to Slate, you should only put one space after periods when you type. My whole world just got knocked upside down. What's next? No more capitalizing proper nouns? My head cannot compute.

1 comment:

The Accidental Blogger said...

I found out about the one space thing last spring-blew. my. mind. Turns out most word processing software automatically puts in the 1.5 space that you need after a period. Typewriters were responsible for the two space thing because of the font settings. Who knew?