Dear baby girl,
I know that you have your 2 year old molars and some other teeth coming in. I know you still have a cough. I'm aware of the fever you had today, which we quickly medicated with motrin. I get that you are not 100% right now, I'm trying to work with you on that.
But please, please, please, please, PLEASE, do not get the norovirus that has hit pretty much everyone in the state. Please. Your father and I had it last year and I cannot remember a more dreadful 24 hours.
I'm not sure I can deal with a pukey baby, when I myself am puking.
Love you lots,