Dear Baby Girl
I would really really appreciate it if you made your arrival sooner rather than later. I'm done. I can't do this for another 4 weeks. So why don't you do the whole world a favor and just come within the next 14 days. Mama doesn't want to work anymore. Or be pregnant anymore. And who do you think buys the presents? right. Me. So you want to be on my good side. Or I will tell Santa that you've been naughty for the next ten years. Don't think I won't.
your very tired and swollen mother.