Thursday, April 16, 2009

Letter to Susan Boyle

Dear Susan,

First of all, you go girl. It took a lot of nerve to get up there in
front of Simon and the UK (and unbeknownst to you, the whole world)
and perform. You got guts. And a hell of a lot of talent.

But my god, you are only 47!!! You dress like you are 75. You can
dress like you 75 when you ARE 75! Quite honestly, you and the
Queen look like you share a wardrobe. And while the Queen is a cool
lady, she is almost 83. Don't emulate her style.

I would call Tim Gunn if I were you. He can help.

I hope you make it far in UK Idol. And I hope you stop dressing like
an old lady. You have a long way to go before you are an old lady!!!


Sent from my iPhone

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