I'm positive I have the plague. There is no other possible explanation for how I feel. My doctor told me that colds are "lingering" this year. 12 days of feeling like death warmed over is not "lingering". That is the plague.
I spent all day Saturday and Sunday on the couch. I just couldn't move.
I did learn that a year and a half AFTER I watched the series finale of Gilmore Girls, I can watch it again and still cry like a baby through the entire thing.
Other than that, this cold has sucked. And it needs to go away.