If a you were to be a fly on my wall at home, you would be amazed. First of all, you wouldn't understand what Andrew and I were talking about, or you might need us to build you a logic bridge from point A to point B. Last night for example, Andrew was helping me with my finance homework (thank you!!) and here are some excerpts from our converstations...
Andrew: I am beginning to hate that woman
Meghan: Yeah, you would hate her, she has annoying hair
Andrew: I don't know what she means by that
Meghan: Did you check the page with all the hhfs?
Andrew: Then you have to scrolly-doo
Meghan: Um... that was a draggy box, not a scrolly-doo (said with a hint of derision)
Andrew: Wow, you're right. Okay, so you draggy-box over...
Sometimes we'll have a conversation and even I am amazed at the lack of English words that are peppered throughout our scentences, yet we understand each other. I don't know if that is common after you have been together for 6.5 years like us, or we are abnormal. I don't want to the believe the latter, but something tells me we aren't like regular people!
Speaking of regular people I did some people watching this morning at the gym. I couldn't do anything else since I forgot my iPod and at 5:45 am my brain can only function at a low level. So I started at people. I was absolutely amazed by the energy these people have. Don't they KNOW it's 5:45 in the morning?? Don't they know they should be asleep and if they are at the gym they should plug their iPods in and exercise while still being half asleep? I never really notice other people at that time in the morning, but they frighten me. There wasn't one half asleep person in the bunch (except for me, of course). That just isn't normal. I wonder if they are all on speed and just won't let me in on the fun!
1 comment:
I'll try to say this in a language that everyone can understand (though anyone who uses excel should understand the term "dragi-box")... People at the gym at 5:30 in the morning are a rare, rare breed that should be kept on an island somewhere where they can't affect the rest of us... their energy is dangerous.
With that being said, I'm going to finish my reeb while I'm on the line, and then take a little snap.
You only wish I was kidding.
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