Saturday, March 31, 2007
Happy Birthday!
On a completely unrelated note - why can't we turn Iran into a parking lot? Seriously, once we (and by "we" I do actually mean the "UK") flatten them, who cares what kind of nukes they have or don't have. They will all be dead. Oh, and once we do that, we'll really have to take out all of the Muslim countries because once Muslims go radical, they get some sort of Hitler-level crazy. So just make them all go away.... good-bye! Of course I'm kidding.... I'm not proposing some sort of WWIII - but wouldn't it be nice if God were to send some sort of plague to wipe them away because they have been bad? hmmm? Maybe a more vengeful Old Testament God come back to kick a little radical militant ass?
Monday, March 19, 2007
I'm getting annoyed...
So to everyone who tries to put a label on me and fails miserably, here you go. This is who I am.
I come from generations and generations of Irish (who have been recently linked genetically to the English...hmmm....) so there was no way in hell I was going to escape the short and stubby gene. And yeah, I'm 5'2" and I'm shaped like a pear. I'm starting to accept this. I can't change my ancestors, nor can I wear "trendy" shirts without showing people a muffin top.
I have a terrible temper which I try very hard to control, but sometimes I can't. And when I ask you to leave me alone, it's probably best if you actually leave me alone, since that's usually me acknowledge my temper is going to get the best of me.
I give people as many second chances as they want, with exactly two exceptions. Giving people so many chances might not be the best idea, but I can't help it. 99% of the time, I keep doing it. And the two exceptions were given a lot of "second" chances, but even I have my limits. Moral of the story? I don't give up on people, even if they probably deserve it.
I love having a lot of friends, but I don't like big groups. In fact, if I am ever in a big group, I will usually find a corner somewhere and just watch what's going on around me. I just don't like them, never have, and never will. I'm constantly amazed when this still surprises even people I've know for a long time. And just because I am in a corner watching what's going on, doesn't mean I'm not enjoying myself. That's how I enjoy myself in a big group.
I've been painfully shy my entire life. It's been almost 26 years and I'm still extremely shy around people I don't know or don't know well. I've made it to the point where I can make awkward small talk with strangers and that's as good as it's going to get. If you think I'm a snob because I don't talk your ear off the first time I meet you, then that's your loss. You shouldn't judge people like that.
I don't like network reality TV.
I don't automatically love children. I think some children are annoying. I like my cousins. I like my friends' children. I don't like random children in stores/movies/restuarants. I don't think that makes me a bad person. I also don't like it when people tell me it's because I haven't been around children. Believe me, I have. I babysat all the way through high school. I taught kids how to skate and I taught them how to sail. I grew up in a neighborhood with lots of younger kids. I just don't think they are all cute. Some of them should be smacked upside the head, although I will admit you probably shouldn't hit kids just because they aren't cute :)
I think that when a girl says she doesn't like other girls and gets along with guys better, that usually means she is a bitch who cannot be trusted.
I didn't love high school. I did love college. I have done a piss poor job of keeping in touch with people from high school, but that doesn't bother me. The ones I still talk to are enough. I'm trying as hard as I can to keep in touch with college friends and I think I am doing a pretty good job.
I think I was clinically depressed my freshman year of high school, or close to it.
I don't want a career. I go to grad school only because I want to make more money. I don't really care about career advancement. But I also have a 3.75 GPA at a top 50 MBA program, which I pretty much kill myself to keep up.
I know how to sail, I belong to a yacht club, I know what "address the ship" means, I automatically stand up at sunset, my entire family works very hard so we can sit at the corner table at FYC 8 weekends a year and watch the harbor while sipping G&T's.
I really like ice cold Coors Light. Even more when I'm with a group of friends at a chill, relaxed bar.
My husband is the only person who can make me laugh every day.
Friday, March 16, 2007
Oh the weather outside is frightful...
Sunday, March 11, 2007
memories!
The following are only learned from college
1. Quarters are like gold.
2. Be creative in the dining hall. (I have to say, I loved the food at Davison. Maybe a little too much!
3. Flipflops become as important as soap, shampoo, etc.
4. You will never find so many excuses for a bucket. (not really sure I get this one, I don't think I ever used a bucket
5. Asleep by 2:30 am is an early night
.6. New additions to the food groups: Mountain Dew, Doritos, Ben & Jerry's, Ho-Hos and Oreos Fries and ranch and Domino's cheesy bread as well
7. Make sure your alarm clock has back-up batteries.
8. Duct tape heals all wounds. (If not, scotch or masking tape will suffice for awhile.) (especially if you live in Dominic)
9. Showers become less important.
10. Sleep becomes more important.
11. Two meals a day are standard. One for some!1
2. Recycling becomes synonomous with laundry ("Oh, my jeans can last until Christmas...there's only a *little* bit of mud on them...").
13. You can never make too many meals in a hot pot (or pizelle maker).
14. 10 minutes is more than enough time to get ready for your first class (not that this is anything really new).
15. Going to the mailbox was never an ego booster/breaker before.
16. It takes more than one person to carry your laundry, books, trash, or alcohol.
17. If the lecture hall is big enough, get someone else's notes. mmm.... Humanities lecture....
18. You begin to nap again (also not new).
19. Your bill in the bookstore will almost equal tuition.
20. Isn't it amazing that the book your professor wrote is always required for his class? HA HA HA HA - Manuel made me read his stupid Parliament book three times!
21. Labs used to be fun. For those of us who were smart and took Rocks for Jocks, they still were
22. T.A. used to stand for teaching assistant, now, for terribly articulated.
23. Squirt guns equal stress relief.
24. E-mail becomes your second language. more AIM than email
25. Frat parties are exactly like they are in the movies.
26. Ten-page papers used to sound impossible, now they're a Godsend. moreso in grad school
27. You never realized so many people are smarter than you.
28. You never realized so many people are dumber than you.
29. Professors are like celebrities: you see them, but they never see you.3
0. Western Europe could be wiped out by a horrible plague and you'd never know, but you could recite last week's episode of "Friends" verbatim. okay this one is slightly dated, but as Friends was still on when I was in college, I'll leave it.
31. See every movie under $3 that your campus provides; it's actually proportional to the amount of money you have.
32. Roadtrip whenever possible. love the roadtrip. Especially to Toronto
33. Pick up all new lingo.
34. Bum rides, money, notes and snacks as much as you can get them.
35. Don't burn bridges, especially if he's good in Biology.
36. Plain pasta never constituted a complete meal before.
37. The health service attendants are there because they couldn't make it in a real hospital, never ever forget that.
38. Forget putting the toilet seat down,you just pray that they flush.
39. Frisbee becomes a contact sport.
40. Care packages rank up there with birthdays.
41. College girls are the same as high school girls, just with more freedom...and no curfew.
42. It was never this bad when you got sick. 4
3. Pop a vitamin and breakfast is covered.
44. Learn to love your roommate, especially when he leaves you the room.
45. You always thought that worshipping the porcelain god was just an expression...it's not!
46. You'll learn more about male genetalia than you ever thought necessary, guys talk more about that than women and sex put together.
47. Beware the freshman 15, or in some cases, the freshman cup size. the aforementioned fries and ranch didn't help with that..
48. Even though the beds are long, they are also extra narrow.
49. Things that were a huge deal in high school are now commonplace.
50. You never thought you would share so much about yourself with people you have known for such a short time.
51. Computer games go in and out faster than the latest fashions.
52. Any game can be made into a drinking game.
53. Disney movies are more than just classics.
54. Find one thing you like in the dining hall and go with it.
55. You will hear more stupid nicknames than you ever thought possible.
56. Phone calls almost never happen and when they do, you just don't get the messages.
57. Cereal makes a meal any time of day.
58. Keep your high school term papers; nowadays, everything is recycled.
59. ATMs are the devil's advocate.
60. Beware the boy in the Care Bear toga.
61. You almost forget how to drive.
62. You'll drink anything if it's free..
63. People still cheat, it's just more technologically advanced.
64. You get really good with excuses for skipping class.
65. The girl you're going to marry may live right next door, so keep your stereo down. ha ha ha.. this one amused me :)
66. Ordering food at 1 am is a common occurance.
67. You never realized how cool you can be.
68. TV becomes a bigger time sucker than ever before.
69. You realize how great your hell summer job was once you get to work study. I worked in the CS. Enough said
70. Keys have never been so important, yet you seem to lose them more than ever before. I'm pretty sure this one was written for me
71. You meet the type of people you only thought existed in the movies.
72. You learn to sleep with light, noise, extreme temps, and roommates snoring.
73. You don't have to cover your textbooks anymore.
74. You become a juggler with the balance between school, friends, girls, activities, work, parties... and boys!
75. You live for chicken finger day at the cafeteria.
76. People that were geeks in high school seem okay now.
77. You begin to realize that college is about the ideal lifestyle, except for those pesky classes.
78. You get good at rationalizing on whether to do homework or not (usually not).
79. Procrastination becomes an art.
80. Jeans may be worn as many times as the wearer desires (for example, see # 12)
.81. The only reason you ever dress up is when everything else is dirty.
82. Your parents start to tell you stories about their college days.
83. With all the wealth of knowledge around you, you start to feel like you're on intellectual welfare.
84. Going to the mini-mart is a major treat.
85. Amount of alcohol consumed is directly proportional to grade point average.
86. You have two kinds of shoes: everyday shoes and party shoes.
87. Classes: the later the better.
88. The cute girls actually talk to you now. cute girls always talk to me
89. Care packages make it all worthwhile.
90. The longer you're there, the less you talk about home.
91. Always wear your safety goggles, they're not kidding.
92. You just don't learn last names.
93. Your teachers just went from Mr. and Mrs. to Prof.
94. That calculator Tetris and Duck Hunt come into play even more than in high school Physics class.
95. Card games never lasted for hours before.
96. Vacuuming happens every semester, if you get around to it.
97. Boys will dance in college.
98. People who never talked to you in high school are now your best friends when you come home.
99. You are never alone.
100. You find out what beer sludge is.1
01. It's amazing how late you can stay up doing absolutely nothing, yet falling asleep in class or in the library takes an average of two seconds.
102. You spend a ridiculous amount of time pondering the mystery of whether the cafeteria Lucky Charms are the real thing.
103. People magazine is your deep philosophical reading material.
104. You begin to subdivide your room into sections such as den, library, etc. to make it sound like a house.
105. All you have to do to make new friends is have mom send up some cookies.
106. You never realized how quiet your house was.
107. Dishes aren't dirty enough to wash until they have bugs and/or mold in them.
108. Printers only break down when you desperately need them.
109. You get along so much better with your family now that you never see any of them.
110. Your life will never be the same again
Saturday, March 10, 2007
Daddy's got a new .45
Thursday, March 01, 2007
He went to Paris


What, you ask, do the two have to do with each other? Well, Andrew and I were about to be defeated TWICE for JB tickets. We tried in a pre-sale and we tried during the regular sale. It just wasn't happening. I was seriously just about to give up.... when Katie emailed me and said she got 4 tickets!!! We actually she said she and Colin got tickets and then if you scrolled down like 20 lines she mentioned she got 4 tickets. Isn't she funny. But anyway, thanks to Katie I will attend my 15th or 16th JB show this September. I have lost count of how many shows I have actually been to. This one will be my third JB concert that isn't at Great Woods. I saw him at the Garden (or whatever the Garden was called my junior year of high school). That one was awesome, we were 17th row, center. I also saw him at Fenway - the 2nd concert ever at Fenway. And he reversed the curse himself at the show, so that was cool. This September will be at Gillette. Kinda cool that there are more seats there so more people can see him, but also kinda sucky because there is something SO cool about JB at Great Woods. Mainly because he still calls it Great Woods. :) Tailgating starts at 3 at Gillette while at Great Woods it starts around noon. But what are you going to do, it will be still be so much fun. I will have a shark on my car. I will do it. And maybe a Parrot. And the windows will say HONK FOR BUFFETT and MARGARITAVILLE OR BUST. Katie and Colin, if you are reading this - get ready. I've done the whole pimp-out-the-car thing once before and it's awesome. My brother was handed a beer in through the window in the parking lot... yeah, um he was driving and about 17.... these are parrotheads for you!! - (no he didn't drink it!)


