I have an adorable video of Baby Girl to upload, but my phone and youtube are in a fight right now and until I can figure out the root of their issues and help them work through it, I can't upload it. I also don't have any more time to act as therapist right now, so you'll have to make do with this list. If you are younger than 30ish it may not mean as much to you, but I was dying. Especially with the first one. 11 years??
You are old. You're welcome for reminding you.