Dear People Who Are Outraged By Michelle Obama's Shorts,
It is okay to wear shorts in August when you are in ARIZONA. Where it's really really hot. You know you are just jealous because you don't look half as good in shorts as she does. Yes, yes, her husband has gone slightly crazy over this healthcare thing, but her shorts don't actually have anything to do with that. You need to go find something else to do and complain about. The woman has style and looks good.
Oh, yes, SHE WAS IN ARIZONA IN AUGUST!!!! Not at a State Dinner!