tired of being grumpy

I've been pretty grumpy as of late. I'm just stuck in a crabby mood. This is a short list of things that make me crabby.

* People or person (who shall remain nameless) who think that the house cleans itself. It doesn't. I know you are God's gift to cleaning because you can hang up your clothes and pick up the dishes. But that doesn't quite cut it. Do you even know where the Swiffer is? Or the Comet? Methinks not.

* Mother Nature. Cut me some slack. Give me some solid spring weather - you know the kind that doesn't involve freezing temperatures?

* school. I hate school. I hate going to school. I hate professors that think I am going to put effort into school. I'm not. You really think 3 years later I still care? I don't. Give me my B and I will pay my tuition and we are all happy.

* complaining about gas prices. Honestly, I just want to scream at people. Complaining about gas prices is so trendy, but what have you done to reduce them? Or do you just complain when you fill up your SUV and it costs you $80? Spare me. Buy a smaller car. The type of your car doesn't actually give you a bigger penis.

* On that note, people who are very ignorant and don't believe in global warming. Guess what - it ain't fake, no matter how many high ranking Republicans tell you it is. I'll form my opinions based on scientists, not politicians. You should too.

So clean your house, don't hassle me at school, and be kinder to the environment. Thanks.